Mafia Nickname Generator.

What the frick is this crap? Well, it's a scientifically proven FACT that if you want to be taken seriously as a wiseguy you need a decent nickname. Unfortunately, you mafia-types aren't well-known for your imagination, so this is where we can form a relationship that is mutually beneficial: I'll scratch your back, you promise not to shoot me in the kneecaps. Kapeesh Capease Y'dig?

Type your name in the boxes below and you'll get what's coming to you.